hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Hot shottie

a hot shottie is where someone does a shottie (like a bong for those who dont know) and swallows all the smoke in and farts it out, and another person tokes in the smoke that is being farted out.

"want me to stack you a hot shottie?"

by The Trilby August 1, 2009

Hot Rod

When a girl give a blowjob then takes a shot of hot sauce afterward.

“Hey bro guess what”
Bro- “What?”

“I got a hot rod from a chick last night!”
Bro- “No WAY!”

by J.J namsit September 30, 2019

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021

Hot Diggity Daffodil

An okay punk band from Cincinnati Ohio consisting of four dudes who don't really but sorta know how to play instruments.

"You guys know that band Hot Diggity Daffodil?"
"No"

by Dinospimoni July 8, 2022