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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Spicy chicken dicken spidingus make hot

Some one who aroused the Stanley cup and put a bet in the pot for 50 grand and got a blue Lamborghini and weighing it with the gaterade to see witch one make bob marley king of Indonesia
Man 2“Man Spicy chicken dicken spidingus make hot”

Man 1“I know right
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Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.
Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night
by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020
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hot footprint

When he covers his foot in magnesium then rubs it on her vagina until the friction ignites it and burns her pubes around his foot, thus leaving a hot footprint
OMG girls, I had the best date last night and he ended it by giving me a hot footprint
by DeRayLa December 26, 2021
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Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
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Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet
Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle
by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025
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whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn
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