Big Sex

noun:

Big Sex himself

exclamation:
a celebratory or joyful expression

"Maak styf, Big Sex."

"Big sex!!"

by big__sex September 30, 2023

Sex

When something tastes smells looks or sounds too good to be true.

Teressa says: This song is sex to my ears

Philip says: I know right it so good

by Godisgreat45 February 15, 2023

Garage sex

Radom promiscuity in dwellings that are not your own.

"Hey Thalia, lets go have some garage sex!"

by UM. September 5, 2013

National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!

The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent

by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019

Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.

I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.

by Craterdome September 27, 2024

Sex

Sex is like math. Subtract the cloths, Add to the bed, Divide the legs, Multiply the people!

Woman: Wanna do some math later after class?
Man: isn't that just sex?
Woman: more then that

by _______okA__ August 30, 2021

Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024