Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."

Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!

by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010

SHIT HIT THE FAN

An idiomatic expression used to convey that something disastrous has occured.

The moment I saw the second plane hit the World Trade Center, I knew that shit had hit the fan.

by Brian T November 25, 2003

machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

Aw Shit Son

It's what you say when some crazy ass, epic, and/or ridiculous shit goes down; usually said by a random on-looker.

Variants of the word "Aw Shit Son" include:
Aw Bob Saget
Aw Dayumn Son
Aw Damn It

*little white boy beats up a straight up baller*
Random On-Looker: AW SHIT SON

*a dude gets 20 caps in his ass*
On looker: AW SHIT SONNNNN!!!! DAYUMNNNNNNNNNNNN

by samhigginsisasexybeast December 19, 2009

Shit testing

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea

Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.

by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

some gangsta shit

euphemism for "a gunfight".

"Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit..." -Snoop Dogg

If you really think about it, the Civil War was nothing more than some gangsta shit. A lot of gangsta shit.

by Nick D September 16, 2003

Oh shit son!

Phrase used when any emotion is rebuttled.

Oh shit son! You smoked my last cigarette!

by the Jew June 9, 2003