BALLS

balls is the word Ian hecox typically used in his old "Smosh"videos to express pain or anger.

Princable:so why do you want to work at our school for disabled children Ian?

Ian:I love playing with disabled children's *hurts leg of chair*BALLS!

princable:GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I CHOP OF YOUR BALLS!

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Honky Ball

Sport of discs played primarily by white middle aged men. Commonly referred to as “ultimate frisbee”- a disc is thrown between players to score points in corresponding goals.

“What are those hippie crackers doing in the park?”
“That’s Honky Ball, bruh! You see that big white frisbee?!”

by anonymous August 4, 2024

minced balls

Mincing a mans balls. First get a bow and arrow and CLEANLY shoot some balls off. then get a mincer and mince their balls.

i minced balls of this man

by UBinsaid1 March 10, 2022

Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021

cock and balls torture

it is nice

dammmmm cock and balls torture are good

by caitocuteypie November 7, 2021

suck my balls

a cute and sassy way of saying “thank you for your input”

Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”

by peoneolope March 15, 2023

Pulling the ball away

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.

Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.

by Kanna-Chan March 6, 2022