Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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I don't know.

Sex means I don't know.

by OutlookBlo May 1, 2023

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child Sex traffickers

losers that sell children for sex

Did you see those child sex traffickers targeting dragonmodded?

Yeah bro, but police don't wanna do their job

by TheAnalBeadUser August 1, 2024

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Sex

To share love between two people

Hey honey, wanna go have sex in the bed?

by Commander-39900 January 3, 2023

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Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

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Sex

Your silly ass decided to look this up cuz you either thought it was funny for some stupid way (as with me) or you want to jack off to the definitions

Dumbass: "I got bored so I looked up sex on UD"
Literally everyone else: "wtf why?"

by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022

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