by Chair made of potatoes November 28, 2020
Get the Pineapple sexmug. by Chickenbutt5678 July 19, 2022
Get the National sex daymug. Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018
Get the Sex preparationmug. by godgody October 26, 2019
Get the Sex with friendsmug. the act of passionately inserting one’s big throbbing fat cock into another’s wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to create an elegant slapping nose while moaning aggressively
To give an example of this:
(Insert generic name of man) tucked a strand of hair behind (insert generic name of woman)’s hair. Her eyes burned with lust as he stared intently into (insert name of woman)’s breasts. He gently peeled the bra off of her voluptuous breasts and kneaded her chest. She moaned against him and became a squirming mess underneath his touch. (Insert generic name of man) pushed her down into their bed.
“I’m going to make you beg for me tonight” he whispered into her ears
(Insert generic name of woman) purred at his dominance.
“Aren’t you a moaning mess underneath me”
(Insert generic name of woman) stared at him and nodded intently
(Insert generic name of man) removed her panties and took a moment to admire her. Her pussy looked so perfect and f able (you can put that in) just for him.
He began gently rubbing her clit with a finger, rubbing gentle circles until she was completely wet. He then inserted two fingers into her, and tested his perfect little slut.
“Are you a good girl?”
“Y-yes”
“Would you like my cock?”
(Insert generic name of woman) nodded her head lightly
“Mmm such a good little slut for me”
To give an example of this:
(Insert generic name of man) tucked a strand of hair behind (insert generic name of woman)’s hair. Her eyes burned with lust as he stared intently into (insert name of woman)’s breasts. He gently peeled the bra off of her voluptuous breasts and kneaded her chest. She moaned against him and became a squirming mess underneath his touch. (Insert generic name of man) pushed her down into their bed.
“I’m going to make you beg for me tonight” he whispered into her ears
(Insert generic name of woman) purred at his dominance.
“Aren’t you a moaning mess underneath me”
(Insert generic name of woman) stared at him and nodded intently
(Insert generic name of man) removed her panties and took a moment to admire her. Her pussy looked so perfect and f able (you can put that in) just for him.
He began gently rubbing her clit with a finger, rubbing gentle circles until she was completely wet. He then inserted two fingers into her, and tested his perfect little slut.
“Are you a good girl?”
“Y-yes”
“Would you like my cock?”
(Insert generic name of woman) nodded her head lightly
“Mmm such a good little slut for me”
Insert generic name of man) unbuckled his belt and began inserting his big throbbing fat cock into her wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to elicit an elegant slapping nose while they both moaned aggressively. Example of Sex in an everyday colloquial sentence.
by Defyne August 18, 2023
Get the Sexmug. by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022
Get the sexmug. A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .
by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024
Get the gay black prison nigger sexmug.