oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
Get the Oven sexmug. When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
Get the Dexter sexmug. what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
by prosex123 September 9, 2023
Get the sexmug. 1) The gender one is born as
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Sexmug. by CLEVERCATMAN September 28, 2022
Get the sex landmug. 
You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020
Get the Bad sexmug.