When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex

Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017

I didn't know you were Emo

When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someone anouncing that you are now emo.

Bob: *air cutting*
Bobby: "Geez, I didn't know you were emo!"

by Carteloise July 18, 2009

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

i want fuck you sex sex sex

the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.

"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*

by boyeohboye March 11, 2022

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011