Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

by 53414539 April 29, 2022

Exodiums Cock

Exodium/Corbin's fat juicy cock.

Yeah I heard some dumb, flat chested bitch named Zoey Stones leaked Exodiums Cock.

by Furrfag3092 March 1, 2022

Cock Knock

When someone knocks on your door with their dick

Jaimze Cock knocked on my door at 4am...

by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011

cock gnarbler

One who gnarbles cock

That dude is a fucking cock gnarbler

by not gnarbler September 29, 2023

Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.

Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!

by DG911 January 31, 2024

cock kramp

when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.

go do a cock kramp

by bid gyu February 1, 2017