Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018

big booty sex

Big booty sex is when you sex a humungus booty hole.

i had Big booty sex with my dog, he has such a Big booty

by Big booty sexer July 7, 2017

sex car

a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex

oh I got a new car!

oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars

by sex car expert August 29, 2022

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023

pushing steel with sex appeal

How Greg with 2 Gs be pushing barges.

That’s how Greg earns them papers, by pushing steel with sex appeal.

by MrMrEZG July 20, 2025

Sex Sausage

Another way to describe a mans penis.

a man sent me a picture of his sex sausage and said "you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

sex

sex

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by CHIMMA SIMP May 31, 2022