Myguy Syndrome

A deadly, horrible sickness that can inflict any fantasy football GM if they are not careful. Myguy Syndrome make a league owner drunk on their own player.

Symptoms include:
Blindness: to the fact that their Myguy is done.
Paralysis: unable to trade because he’s Myguy leading to a terrible fantasy record
Amnesia: Valuing the Myguy as if they were just drafted

GM #1: Hey, what would it cost to get Jeudy off your hands?

GM #2: idk man he’s my guy!
GM #1 I’ll give you a steaming pile of dogshit
GM #2 Idk man he was drafted in the first 4 years ago, has a new team, just starting to figure it out, a corner stone of my dynasty team. Need a 1st
GM #1 Nigga you have Myguy Syndrome! Seek help!

by Real dynasty dude August 14, 2024

Rommel-Patton syndrome

The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.

Our last boss was a textbook case Rommel-Patton syndrome.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

hot girl syndrome

When a woman is so attractive she believes she never has to take accountability or do any kind of real self-improvement, reflection or therapy because she will always have people fawning over her no matter how shitty of a person she is.

"she just thinks she can go on treating people that way.. total hot girl syndrome"

by chagga16 March 6, 2024

The Anun Syndrome

A syndrome where you loose all interest in studying and want to drop or smt idk

Written by the combined force of MNUMS E109 Gang

OH no Nandia just diagnosed with the Anun Syndrome

by Barker the Wise February 14, 2023

Promhold Syndrome

Similar to Stockholm Syndrom, except it normally happens during prom season. Symptoms are romantic or affectionate feelings for your prom date, caused by friends, prom hype, and a variety of other factors. These feeling can result in kissing, handjobs, blowjobs, or in extreme cases, prom babies. Symptoms of Promhold syndrome disappear within 1-10 days after prom night.

"She totally blew him on prom night. She's normally such a good girl!"
"She probably developed promhold syndrome. Give it a week."

by Boss Hog 227 August 26, 2013

dontknowhowtoshutup syndrome

When someone doesn’t know how to shut or says some random stuff out of nowhere

MeHey shadi
Shadi: hi my friend likes you
Person:really
Me:no
Shadi:yes he does
Me:sorry she has dontknowhowtoshutup syndrome

by Big swag boy 67 August 22, 2019

Hoskinson syndrome

The sudden need/urge to buy ADA after listening to Charles Hoskinson talk for a period of time.

“I was supposed to buy groceries today but came down with a severe case of Hoskinson syndrome.”

“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”

by Liamtskinner March 1, 2021