a gay nigga that has horse teeth
Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020
Get the Horse syndromemug. The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022
Get the Shitty Dick Syndromemug. bro 1. we should go party
bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome
bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome
by smelly booger 123 May 9, 2024
Get the wise man syndromemug. A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013
Get the Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndromemug. "Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
by 4uffin July 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Vibration Syndromemug. Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?
- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi
- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi
- Sorry dude :((((
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?
- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi
- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi
- Sorry dude :((((
by GnouleMEMES January 30, 2017
Get the dab syndromemug. The inability to pull women.
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
After typing his several-page-long essay rant comment under a youtube video documentary about Elliot Rodgers, Bob exhibited a significant number of traits indicating his chronic struggle with Fillmore Syndrome.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner December 28, 2022
Get the Fillmore's Syndromemug.