Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

Cock

A combination of Coca-Cola and milk. Like Pilk.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, can I taste your cock?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, go ahead."

by Savoir-Faire April 4, 2022

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022

Campbell cock

When Penis is smaller the 1-inch

You got a Campbell cock.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money

Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn

by TurboTerry April 7, 2022

Cock Burn

To painfully twist a man's will until it snaps off.

To perform a chinese burn on a mans Cock Burn.

by Pac haters April 7, 2022

Hunter’s Cock

Is a very massive and pleasing dick. That is usually very girthy while still giving the partner a great time.

Man my girlfriend wishes I hade a Hunter’s Cock.

by PussySlayer56 April 9, 2022