Pick me girl

Chrisselle

Chrisselle begs for attention therefore she is a pick me girl

by Truth only, PERIODD! April 23, 2022

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Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

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When you dont want to be love fucked, you just want that fuck me cuddle me (FMCM) vibe with your boo, friend or pal. Fuck me real good, cum and squeeze my hand as our fingers interlock, and cuddle/spoon me tightly afterwards.

I wanna you to fuck me cuddle me real good, on repeat.

by StrawberriesRMedicine April 26, 2022

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Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022

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