1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 14, 2010
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When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"

EWW man your fucken Newton baller?

Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
by Wallet105 October 20, 2019
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Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)
Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"
by SalsaDaddy April 9, 2018
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When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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Where you grab your balls and squeeze and if you're feeling extra lucky twist your nipples to gain a little extra luck when you're gambling
"Are you doing Lucky Balls right now?"
"Yeah bro I just put all my scrap on 20 and I'm doing Lucky balls."
by Gooning Fan April 22, 2023
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For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "
Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers
by meggymc July 17, 2015
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When you take a hit off nicotine and you get such a headrock that you cant see and your whole vision is fucked.
by rockmaster556 March 16, 2021
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