gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn

by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019

Katie syndrome

the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person

person 1: that dude really can’t speak properly

person 2: yeah they have Katie syndrome

by bigdumb January 5, 2020

Simple bitch syndrome

1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.

2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.

Example 1.

Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."

Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."

Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.

Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."

Example2.

Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."

Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "

Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "

Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "

by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019

Hoskinson syndrome

The sudden need/urge to buy ADA after listening to Charles Hoskinson talk for a period of time.

“I was supposed to buy groceries today but came down with a severe case of Hoskinson syndrome.”

“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”

by Liamtskinner March 1, 2021

Muda Syndrome

A disease which is caused by being an extreme Jojotard and the symptom is losing of speech and only thing you can say is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Jake: mudamuda mudamudamudamudamuda MUDA MUDA MUDA.

Carl: WTF happened to Jake.

Tim: He watched too much of JJBA and got the Muda Syndrome.

by Saitama 777 April 7, 2021

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

Hülkenberg Syndrome

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

by jat2021 August 11, 2021