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Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.
Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.
by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010
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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
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National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!
The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent
by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019
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Sex

When something tastes smells looks or sounds too good to be true.
Teressa says: This song is sex to my ears

Philip says: I know right it so good
by Godisgreat45 February 15, 2023
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sex-e-bration

Celebrating with coitus.

sex-i-bray-tion
"LET THE SEX-E-BRATION BEGIN!"
by lemunsy2k August 7, 2013
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Ghost Sex

When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night
by DarkShadowJuggalo October 1, 2021
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National Sex Day

Today is National Sex Day.. let’s go have some sex
by Fairyprincess6969 October 17, 2019
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