Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb

"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018

Hot Pursuit

A forgotten Need for Speed game.

Dude 1: What was that guy playing?
Dude 2: Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.
Dude 1: I can't even remember what that is.

by Theguy86 July 17, 2021

hot rare

1 A defined steak temperature.
2 A woman over 45 who can pull of white pants.

1. I’d like my filet to be a hot rare please.
2. WOW! Look at that Coug, she’s a real host rare in those white jeans!

by SVPMGR May 31, 2018

Hot pickle

When someone puts hot sauce on a penis and goes down on it

Jerry: Did you hear that Jake gave Dan a hot pickle?! He’s so gay!

by JustYourAverageGayBoy April 28, 2019

Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated

Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*

by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023