Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away

Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.

by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019

sex with gabe

the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.

Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO

by iraisreal September 12, 2020

sex

something i have every night

I love sex

by ur mum! January 17, 2022

Sex

a particularly good oxytocin-inducing session with Rose

I went into labour just after midnight on the 29th June, after a particularly good oxytocin-inducing(Sex) session with Rose

by icemix September 24, 2021

Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 May 17, 2014

Sex

Something two trucks do.

Two trucks, having sex
Two trucks, having sex
My muscles, my muscles,
Involuntarily flex

by Xman34 April 18, 2022