Slob on my knob

Eat a whole cucumber

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!

by Big agnus August 14, 2025

Brodie’s Knob

It’s a 1inch chode when hard. He also is desperate because of it.

Your such a Brodie’s knob, she’s trash

by Nonce eve November 26, 2018

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 2, 2017

shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick May 7, 2018

knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 12, 2013

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024