cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

by g0ofy January 24, 2007

The no eggs of 1922

in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):

John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*

by mr bippitywippity March 12, 2023

Mr Egg

an egg

Paid actor:What's mr egg?
Paid actor 2:an egg.

by Jio's frend :) January 25, 2022

Egg whiter

To joke around with

Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!

pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside

by pineapple eggs November 30, 2016

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio November 07, 2017

Egg Boy

A very fat boy with an egg head. Hes known for making big moves with da ladies and has a tiny chode and has never trimmed in his life, he also too much foreskin it covers the whole head of his cock.

Da ladies are scared of egg boy.

by mr womp womp October 14, 2019