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Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.
Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!
by Barry June 4, 2004
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Ray William Johnson

YouTube Entertainment for ignorant and unaware simpletons. If you watch his show and enjoy it, you are a vegetable. His videos are used as in 3rd grade introductory classes to comedy. One, unless stupid, cannot help but feel dumbed down after each episode of his =3 series. I suspect this name is to resemble a dick - this gives you an idea as to what comedy is in store before you click on his horse shit.

If your brain is fried and have absolutely no aspirations in life, then watch his videos. Also, play Minecraft and watch other mind-destroying channels, such as pwediepie.

It is truly sad to know this is the most popular channel on YouTube.
Blob: HAHAHAHA Ray William Johnson is so funny! Watch this!

Non-blob: *Feels mind being reduced into a zombie state after watching*

Blob: Also my minecraft house is better than yours! Hahahaha
by Immanuel Kent September 24, 2013
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William Holden

To have or smoke pot.
"Are you William Holden?" "Todd and Celia went to see William Holden?"
by nutpunch July 18, 2008
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William

A Big dumb idiot that can't keep a girl to save his life he sucks at everything he does
Girl: That guy is a total William he just snorted fundip...
by Biglilliontamer May 21, 2018
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The Williams

In the year 952 A.D. a group of Norwegian Vikings were exploring a large cavern in a mountain named "Mount Williams." After the Vikings were about to leave the cave the entrance collapsed and they were trapped. After they were trapped they ran low on supplies and in order to survive they had to eat each other’s scalps, hair, and weird fungus growing between their feet. Eventually they became as skinny as toothpicks and then through lack of sunlight they became very pale much so as the paleness of a vampire's skin. In order to acquire the fungi growing between their toes they had to lift their arms up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and claw at their toes. Eventually the transformation into A Williams was complete. The Williams claws had grown by five inches, and they sprouted wings. When they sprouted wings they were able to fly through the hole in the mountain and eventually they went southward and terrorized many African villages and then challenged the vampire's territory of Transylvania and after they killed off all the vampires and dragons in the world. They also went hunting for the Lochness Monster and during their hunt gained the ability to breathe underwater and after the Lochness Monster was killed they used its skull as a piss pot. When The Williams became to widespread a Middle Eastern clan named "Sarkosh" went hunting for The Williams, and eventually killed most of them off.
1. "A Savage Williams broke into my house today and took a dump on my pillow."

2. Mother: "How was your day at school?"
Son: "I got my scalp bit off by a Williams."

3. A Roman: "IT'S THE WILLIAMS IN THE SKY!!"
Many Williams: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
by The Williams Historian August 20, 2010
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William

William is a HOT French freshmen. He is often said to have a short temper. He is said to have AMAZING abs. He is tall and tan. has spiky black hair. he has a steamy hot smile. So hot he is Godly!!!
by just a person23 August 14, 2009
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William Jacobson

William Jacobson is the an incredible person who has touched many peoples lives in countless ways. Just being in the same room as him is a blessing in itself because he radiates an energy so powerful which heals a person's soul. He is kind, generous, intelligent and is deeply loved by people around him. To meet him is the most fortunate gift i have ever received in my life. love is the greatest power in this world and William has given me the hope of love. his inner beauty shines through and you can see it on his handsome face. He is giving, selfless and people are attracted to him for his wonderful heart.
one who has William Jacobson in their life has their stars in a very fortunate position. he's amazing
by redbricks32 July 6, 2010
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