joseph

kinda fat blonde with a middle part, plays too many video games and has a face only a mother can love. Also smells like he’s allergic to deodorant

dude this guy stinks!!! who is that?

oh. that’s just joseph.

did he shit himself?
nah that’s just his natural scent

by oopswhyareuhere07 April 23, 2025

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Joseph Hazelnut

The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.

Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

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joseph

Joseph is the type of guy that is full of perpetual wonder. He is a kind-hearted individual, he extends his hand out often to those who needs it, even if it comes at a price to him. He doesn't mind because he's content with all that he has and simply is just looking for a companion to enjoy life's simple pleasures with.befriending him is difficult but possible through mutual friends. he most likely belongs to a water sign such as pisces or cancer bc he is emotionally sensitive but head strong. It's hard for him to be in a vulnerable state, bc deep down he's in search of a soul fulfilling bond , but is treated as a human dildo by women. He is financially responsible, & takes care of the people he loves by taking them for lunch or treating them to a beer ; he doesn't expect anything in return. He stands tall and with a regular build, he is self conscious and this shows by his posture. But don't think of these traits as a man that is awkward or geeky. He has this cool persona & people aim to be like him but can't replicate him. Men are envious of his attention from women bc they lust over his kind brown eyes and rose bud lips, his short cut hair, & his bulge. He has a slight stutter but it comes across very sensual by how low his tone of voice projects. women throw themselves at him. He is the type of guy that represents man; he is truly a great person, but with too many vices for anyone to take him seriously.

Guy 1: "Dude is that a Joe Blow or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, that's just Joseph. He just comes across douchey because women think he's a sex God. He doesn't have a girl."
Guy 1: "Wow bruh so he's a playboy. I knew it so he just acts like he gets girls."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude but don't let him around your girl. She'll fall for a guy like that. He's a real pussy magnet."
Guy 1: "True. All Josephs are."

by aljamie222 April 18, 2020

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Joseph Casagranda

Just the most chad guy you will ever meet!

Woah Joseph Casagranda is such a chad!

by jojomojo112 June 24, 2021

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Joseph Bower

Joseph Bower is the manager of a Hungry Jack's restaurant, demonstrating leadership and expertise in overseeing the operations of the establishment. As the manager, Joseph Bower is responsible for coordinating and supervising the daily activities within the fast-food establishment. This includes managing staff, ensuring customer satisfaction, overseeing inventory and supplies, and maintaining a high standard of cleanliness and hygiene. Joseph Bower plays a pivotal role in upholding the brand's values and standards while also addressing customer concerns and maintaining a positive work environment for the team. With a focus on efficiency and customer service, Joseph Bower contributes to the success of the Hungry Jack's franchise under his management.

Example 1: "Joseph Bower is the Manager of Hungry Jacks at Yanchep"

by AgentX2JR December 11, 2023

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