anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 08, 2022

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker

Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin February 14, 2024

Adam is a Wanker

Term used for someone who is an asswanker

See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker

Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin December 18, 2023

wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys

Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr

by Shnookywook July 17, 2023

Trump Wanker

A hilarious derogatory term directed only at Trump supporters that was coined in 2018, inspired by "Bus Wanker" from the British sitcom "The Inbetweeners". This is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a Trump supporter, leaning out the window, and shouting TRUMP WANKER. It's even funnier if there's more than one Trump Wanker and you use the wanking gesture.

So I was driving on my way to work and I saw a group of Trump supporters. Rolled the window down and yelled Trump Wankers at them. Got a good laugh out of it.

by Jame6sPascatore March 21, 2022

wanker jumper

a person who jumps from dick to dick

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.

by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018