pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Elvis waffle

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.

You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.

by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018