Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

by Rebreps November 3, 2023

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

Pog Waffles

A synonymous phrase for "nice" or "that's great" in a nonchalant way.

"Ms. Carly, you've been scheduled on shift this Christmas."

"Pog waffles."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st December 25, 2022

Space Waffle

A waffle that’s in space.

Aaron is a space waffle. And a cuck.

by Slazie November 14, 2018

raw waffle

When a waffle is eaten fresh out of the freezer.

I was in such a rush this morning I couldn't cook, so I just grabbed a raw waffle.

by The 7 of 7 November 2, 2018

tossin waffles

When your buddy cums on your girlfriends abs and you lick it off.

Yo nash, hurry and finish so I can be tossin waffles!

by Nonameme July 6, 2017