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I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.
"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010
mugGet the I just toasted my pantsmug.

man i nigga burnt my toast

when u burn your toast so bad its burnt like a nigga cause there black and such
by matt "the BALLA" craig November 9, 2008
mugGet the man i nigga burnt my toastmug.

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.
i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.
by sam Hell June 22, 2004
mugGet the toasted cheese and bacon sandwichmug.

oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.
Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...
by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015
mugGet the oven toastmug.

rock toast

>adj<
1. the event, situation, or performance is very good and very pleasing
2. an individual that is outstanding in some way, or has possibly taken action that is outstanding

“Rock” is referring to “that rocks!”, which means a good or pleasing event, situation, or performance. “Toast” refers to the result of defeating odds or accomplishing a goal, also sometimes as the intended, confident positive result of a goal. An example of this meaning is used in Ghostbusters, “This chick is toast!”, meaning “We will very successful in defeating this woman”, so much, in fact, her existence itself would be as dry and crumbly as toast. In combination, then, the ‘rock’ part is used as the praise and degree of the skill involved in the “toast”, the successful result of the endeavor.
"Finally got my high speed internet set up at the new place!"

"Rock Toast!"
by Violet Chaos March 13, 2009
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