White Day

March 14. Celebrated mainly in Japan and Korea.

A day when men would buy gifts for their girlfriends/wives. On Valentine's Day, women get gifts for their men, but men don't have to reciprocate. So White Day was invented for men to give something back.

I've got to find something for my girlfriend for White Day.

by Jon Dunbar March 13, 2004

valentine's day

A time where you waste $5 on a card for your girlfriend. Shortly thereafter it is forgotten and gathering dust on some mantle somewhere, and it's back to the usual routine: "Now what have you done for me lately?"

Valentine's Day is for suckers.

by Mr. Shmallow February 13, 2004

Erection Day

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect

(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"

by gnarlo January 31, 2008

exoneration day

the day when the girl you banged gets her period, and everything smells nicer, tastes better, and just seems right with the world

I was sitting in class when a text from my girlfriend, who just got her period, made me aware that it was exoneration day.

by miami genitals October 27, 2010

day rave

a party for teens during the day every saturday

yo yu missed day rave today..yu coming to the next 1?

by elisha babii February 19, 2010

Colton Day

A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.

Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.

by ColeRoy May 1, 2013

Girth Day

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.

Happy Girth Day!

by jmn3813 May 23, 2011