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by heilhitIer September 10, 2021
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Anti-titties

Showing displeasure or disapproval of a thing, person, or situation. It goes without saying, but the exact opposite of what is commonly referred to as "the tits" or "the titties." Opposite of what most would call "the loot."
Will: Bio lab was such a bitch today.

Jeff: Indeed, Amy is the anti-titties.
by joffice_bud December 12, 2010
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micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.
No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.
by Pic889 September 7, 2019
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titty ridge

The large difference in height between a male's raised pectoral muscle and his abs, creating a substantial "hill" or bump; can be traced by dragging the side of the index finger up the abs until it hits the ridge of pectoral muscle.

Note: Although commonly believed to be part of the man boob, the titty ridge is only seen on properly defined muscles, not fat.
Wow! It's like he has man boobs. Just look at his prominent titty ridge!
by illenxe May 4, 2011
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titty witter

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!
by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022
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Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018
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trampoline titties

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".
Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.
by northernlord November 19, 2017
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