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Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.
Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.
by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
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Milk’s at the Pool

Characterized by perfect weather. Time typically spent relaxing outdoors or by water.

As a phrase, "milk’s at the pool" refers to atmospheric conditions as well as a state of mind.
“It’s nice to have time away from the office. Thanks for taking me to the lake.”
“Ya, man. Milk’s at the pool.”
by ed.wrld April 22, 2021
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Abbi Poole

shes a loving person who will give you all of her heart and she will do anything for who she loves.
by Abbi poole January 8, 2022
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Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools
1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025
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pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out
by karton a June 28, 2025
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i’m at the pool

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED
by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020
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