Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

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my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.

Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*

by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021

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moose

Wait, is that a moose? Yes, it's just a horse, same thing.

by FFY00 June 25, 2022

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A notorious Giga Chad of the forests that takes no shit from no one.

by GUMOOSE December 12, 2022

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When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.

Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.

by Safety salamander November 20, 2017

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A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

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When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.

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