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abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back
her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz
by trashy ashley October 3, 2020
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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
by Staklar September 22, 2020
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jizz shivers

johnny found a great video on pornhub, and proceeded to beat to it. After finishing, he got the jizz shivers, along with a little guilt as well.
by YOHOMI33S December 22, 2013
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jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
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Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017
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jizz mural

When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.
I made a jizz mural on her face.
by estabonjovie June 14, 2016
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jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
by legratsp October 8, 2013
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