HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

Stand Point

To be very honest at a painful level.

Person 1: Rebecca is so horrible! She called me out for something embarrassing I did last year!
Person 2: She isn't horrible, she's just a stand point person.

by TheNerdyAngel_ May 5, 2018

Stand

It’s not a persona!!!!!

I’m a stand user

by Orangebluecrush July 1, 2021

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.

“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED”

by Skelly43 May 21, 2024

To stand by

Phrasal verb.

To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.

An example of ''to stand by'':

For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025