dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018

Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021