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Porn Name

Name of your first pet + name of the street you grew up on.
My first pet's name was Melvin. I grew up on Maplewood Dr. My porn name is Melvin Maplewood.
by melvinmaplewood November 5, 2010
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horror-porn

A film genre that combines the techniques of both horror films and porn films to create a total base cinematic experience.

From the play "Fruit and Nut" by Chris Kirk.
I’ve obtained us a bottle of tequila and some horror-porn videos.

Horror-porn? You are so hetero. Wait, does horror-porn even exist? I’ve never heard of it.

Anything from the eighties. Actually, the eighties was horror-porn.
by Chris Kirk April 13, 2005
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domestic porn

Magazines or shows that feature cooking, home decorating, or other issues of interest to women (usually yuppies), who get addicted to it the same way men do to porn.
My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.
by josjr December 14, 2008
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Diarrhea Porn

When a porn movie is about, features, or includes some kind of diarrhea in someone's mouth or snootch.
Hey Father William! Check out this video my mom sent me. Diarrhea porn!
by Pollup February 3, 2008
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Action Porn

A film with a storyline who’s only purpose is to facilitate the 'action'. Similar to porn where a story is only in place to give a reason for why the two (or more) people have been brought together to indulge in sex.

In general action porn revolves around a protagonist who uses a combination of insane firepower, kung fu, free-running, massive explosions, stunts and his own awesomeness in order to save the world in the most gratuitous way possible.

One of the best and most literal examples of action porn is the film “Shoot ‘Em Up” in which Clive Owen continues to have sex with his love interest whilst taking out a room of armed men.

Other major action porn tiles include Born to fight, District 13 and Ong Bak.
A says: How did he stop a nuke with his bare hands?
B says: You can't ask questions like that for a film like this. Its action porn it is not supposed to make sense it is supposed to be awesome.
by gormanator5 May 31, 2009
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live porn

porn that is not on film but is performed live before audience in a night club ect.
are you going with John to see live porn?
by Deep blue 2012 October 9, 2009
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summer of porn

The summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous pornographic films together just for shits and giggles. This activity would usually take place in Lula and Nacho's family room after an Albertson's run for cookies or at Nicole's house over spinach dip.

Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
"Hey Luli, since this is summer of porn are we watching Emmanuelle tonight?"

"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""

"Great! pass the cookies"
by topdrawer01 March 21, 2007
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