a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
by cockbounce November 12, 2023

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.
by JBOE May 21, 2025

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
by Shady32 January 22, 2025

man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
by Anoonoymous October 4, 2020

when you wait till mid night, kill an elk with a tribe of native Americans, take it's head and put it on top of yours, cover yourself in its blood, and begin edging your self under the stars.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.
by eagle eye532 November 19, 2023

by Beygl January 4, 2021

retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
