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English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
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english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure
Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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English Class

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.
Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)
by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018
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english tapas

Buying every flavour of crisps in a pub and opening all the bags for ease of access
by Northern Fester September 23, 2017
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Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
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