cutting the cheese

"Cutting the cheese" is simply the act of slicing various types of cheese, putting them beautifully displayed on a silver tray, adding condiments around the various cheese (the more expensive, the better), then when no one is looking, putting the cheese up to your anal canal and farting on as much as possible.

"The cheese has an exceptional flavor. Our hostess is a specialist at cutting the cheese, and knows how to flavor the white wine too... so it turns yellow and goes with the slices of weird smelling cheese.

by Barbara Blee-Johnny December 16, 2010

Chipmunk Cheese

A Cheesy or Gaudy, pompous, or arrogant person who also happens to have cheeks that look like they're stuffed with shit (similar to the way chipmunks store food in their cheeks). The term is very similar to Ass Face but can be used to refer to a cheap and gaudy event, show, or presentation frequented by Chipmunk Cheese types.

See Rush Limbaugh

Eddy: "So what did you think of my boss Monty?"
Suzy: "Not much. He's such a chipmunk cheese!"

"The 2008 Republican convention was just so much chipmunk cheese!"

by Laser Dog October 23, 2008

Wack and Cheese

Something that is both wack and cheesy, it was made up because of how it sounds alot like "mac-n-cheese" by kraft dinner

Gucci Mane ain't even all that, tbh he's wack and cheese

by cobimana May 7, 2010

cheese lord

One who cheats or paraphrases the rules of games incorrectly to their advantage. Cheese lords often use rules lawyering to enhance their position. One who reads between the lines or fills in the gaps with "cheese" in the rules and instructions for games with grand leaps of logic.

Eric won't play against John any more. John is a famous cheese lord at the gaming table.

by Dianna Toney April 10, 2005

bobo cheese

any unknown substance that comes from any bodily crevice, such as an armpit, under a breast, under a fat roll, between the legs, etc.

"i didn't have time to take a shower, but i made sure to wipe off all the bobo cheese."

by limeyX3 August 21, 2009

Cheese Flapper

A sexual act that involves marinating a man's genitalia in cheese, then either cock smacking his sexual partner or receiving oral sex from them.

Want a cheese flapper?

by Randal J. Graves December 21, 2008

cheese rag

a yeast-infected used tampon.

Fuck you cheese rag!

by Stoney Beers September 16, 2009