lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language
A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.
by jag3773 July 14, 2023
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Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
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The church arch

The spread between a women’s fine cunt
I zuffled the church arch
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behind the church

Me and my Girlfriend took it behind the church yesterday.
by Yeroner,Yoosumshit October 20, 2019
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The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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