Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")
Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.
She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
by Laerin August 10, 2010

by bobyou face July 25, 2006

by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.
My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.
by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

The mystical 'tonic' where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and sexism issues because they see the world through their daughters' experiences
by Maadcau December 12, 2015

The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.
First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.
First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.
Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.
by rondubbs May 31, 2012
