text-day

the virtual record of daily experiences expressed in real time during the day via text, along with the actual day(s) & the disruptions to those day(s) created by said texting

During my text-day, I coined"text-days." I have a lot of descriptive neologisms in my texts from earlier text-days; maybe I'll add them to the dictionary, too.

by loyloydeploy March 5, 2020

texting stupneck

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

by 421 b May 7, 2015

Void text

Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿

I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!! IT'S Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿

Its called void text

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 May 16, 2020

Text Rapist

A Text Rapist is a person with no patience who cannot stand to wait even a minute for a reply when texting. A text rapist will bombard you with text messages until you reply. If you never reply, they will blow up calling you horrible names and writing you off forever, in an attempt to bait you into replying.

7:02 pm Hey, want to hang out tonight?
7:03 pm Hello?
7:04 pm HELLO?
7:10 pm Stupid bitch. You're ugly as hell, I don't actually like you.

*example of a text rapist in action*

by zmboop March 10, 2022

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 8, 2009

Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame

Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care

by Jbo780 November 23, 2017