team sloot

your schools group of sloots that get with every guy you know at one point throughout the year, generally underclassmen wanting attention from older dudes

<darius> we need some bitches dude this shits mad sausage...

<thomas> call up the team!!!!!!

<wes> team sloot!!

by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006

teamer steamer

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit

Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.

by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008

Team Indie

A totally hardcore and awesome duo, made up of Indie Boy and Indie Girl.

Also the name of a Mix CD made for Indie Girl by Indie Boy.

"OMG, who were they?! So AWESOME and HARDCORE!!"
"Don't you know? Dude, that was Team Indie!"

by Jamhos March 1, 2008

teamfishcake

Group of misguided comedy writers. Been around since 1996. Not been funny since approximately 2001.

Don't bother checking out teamfishcake, eat some stones from your garden instead.

by flacpwn January 24, 2008

Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head

" dude that team brains last night was dope"

by baby truck June 30, 2008

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.

So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)

by Greeenie June 16, 2011