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Design and Technology

Design and Technology, or 'DT' is a subject that a student will take, thinking it will be useful, and a fun learning experience. Then they will meet their teacher, and they will wish they had never been born. Like the creepy gnome in your friend's garden, they will glare at you when you are not looking, and say dodgy things about you in front of the whole class. Design and Technology involves a lot of hard work, and strict deadlines, however most students do not survive long enough to discover this.

This is often due to suicide - as a result of taking the course, murder - of the teacher, or mass murder - homicide for the sake of the entire class.
"He committed suicide out of despair and insanity." "Must have been a Design and Technology student."
by Rita_Harmony53 October 2, 2009
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technicolor wolves

a band from Palm Desert california. They specialize in Stop Motion Indie Funk and rock the hell out of the desert.
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technology love

Technology love is where (usually) a man resorts to playing with technology, speding thousands on computers, and buying new gadgets because he can't get a woman
Adrian had a massive technology love. He had lot's of computer hardware. But unfortunately he couldn't get a woman.
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
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technopeasant

1. A term used to describe people with little or no computer or online knowlege. Originates from original wonks surfing the early web using University accounts, in reference to AOL and Compuserv users.
2. Anyone who is technologically ignorant or inexperienced.
My grandma is such a techopeasant!
by Dr Intrepid May 3, 2005
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technophile

Someone who is obsessed and completely up-to-date with the latest technology and media.
Hipsters are technophiles, for primitive shit.
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Technicolor Yawn

A glorified way of saying the word vomit.
Can I stay home from school today? I'm so sick that my Technicolor Yawn is covering the toilet seat.
by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005
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