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light switch

A very small penis, usually belonging to someone of Vietnamese descent.
Wow, Tri is like a Light switch down there.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.

The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.
by rittle redhead October 18, 2008
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Mecca switch

A function that, when activated in a database, is a "smoke and mirrors" device to make features on a site appear to be nonexistent to the computer-clueless. Originally named for Mecca Marsh, hall director of Potomac Hall at James Madison University from 2000 to 2003. The term was first used in reference to menu items on The Schumin Web.
A: What happened to your page about (whatever)?
B: Oh, it's still there. I Mecca switched it, though, because my friend didn't approve. It'll be back on there before too long.
by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003
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one-two-switcharoo

The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.
When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.
by Jamison H January 8, 2008
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switch

1) Something you flip, push, press or generally use to change things around you, for example turning a light on or off, turning on a computer, changing the settings of a washing machine, whatever. 2) A verb related to the above action of flipping/pushing. 3) Also a synonym of change.
1) Hey John, flip the light switch, please.

2) I just switched on my computer! Like, wow.

3) I'm going to switch up the settings on my trendy new MP3 player.
by ObviousDefinitionsForYou December 25, 2008
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Irish Switchblade

A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.

Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.
I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.
by Detroit Steve March 13, 2012
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bratty switch

by geycrocs February 11, 2020
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switch blade

a hard street word for a dike
Me not being gay, I was not comfortable in a house full of switch blades.
by Asia June 18, 2006
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