spitin shrimp

When someone or a group of people is talking a bunch of non-sense or things that dont make sense or things that ypu know are not true

Jim,"hey dude did you hear about Hailey?"

David,"No what happened"

Jim,"She has a dick"

David,"No she doesn't i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp"

by Will [RTB] June 27, 2007

Spitfix

Spitfix is when one can remove a visible spot on dark clothing with a bit of spit, or groom eyebrows with same.

"Hey, come here child, let me spitfix that little spot on your dress!"
"Ugh, mom was spitfixing my little sister's eyebrows."

by Prost June 15, 2009

spit roast seconds

Two males and one female, male and female in the classic sixty-nine position with her on top. Second male fucks her doggy style until he comes inside her. Than the bottom male switches with the other male and fucks her doggy style (sloppy seconds) while they are in the sixty-nine position.

Both males get a great view and taste of each other while getting a blow job.

I got spit roasted while being drilled from behind by a male whom got sloppy seconds and spit roast seconds.

by Old School New Dog February 11, 2017

spit roasting

Sexual acts of various kinds between two men and one woman.

“There was a bit of spit roasting going on last night fellas” (Stuart Olding)

by Brooke02 May 18, 2018

spit your shit

You yell spit your shit fast before knocking what ever thier holding in thier hands

Guy has drink buddy yells spit your shit then smacks it out of his hand

by _seth_ April 20, 2018

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans

by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021

Snake Spit

The polite, politically correct way to say "Bull shit" while in front of children.

Johnny: They knocked down the library!
Billy: That's total snake spit!

by Kilereren January 9, 2009