pink sock

Inverted rectum.

I was fuckin' her ass last night and I pulled out too fast. The next thing you know that bitchs' got a pink sock

by sasson rouge November 06, 2003

odd-socks

A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knob clean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festers and rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.

Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!
Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.

by The English Gent October 31, 2007

spit in a sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!"

by Dilbert C March 07, 2010

Socks off

To ejaculate in your pants

(whispers in his ear)I will fucking knock your socks off

(Then he came all in his pants)

by Magicqueef August 18, 2019

sock me

expression commonly used by Evan Krumholz, and subsequently by all his friends, it has two essential uses

1.A Gay Joke
2:A horribely gay, and unsuccessful pick up line

Me:I'm so bored tonight man, what is there to do?

Evan:ummmm, Sock me

or

Josh:Yo man, that bich over there is mad hot!
Evan goes up to her
Evan:SOOOOOOOOOCK MEEEEEEE

by larry david December 27, 2004

Sock Babies

Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.

Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?

by leilin March 09, 2005

pink sock

getting assfucked so hard your intestines protrude from your asshole, loosk like a pink sock

Lrey likes to get assfucked so often his nickname is pink sock.

by gino bitchtits April 20, 2008