Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

Senior GPS by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

Senior Drift 

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.

You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift”

Senior Drift by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021

senilular 

Pertaining to or consisting of senile like tendencies. Aka being Senile.

Senilular Behavior - Senile or Nonsensical behavior

Ex: "my roomate was exhibiting senilular like behavior."

senilular by Bigpappa97 September 16, 2021

Seniorita beater 

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

Seniorita beater by Noj83 September 21, 2021

Sending it's real 

Speaking with your mind.

Sending it's real. That's a good send.

Sending it's real by Neptunesounds October 2, 2021

seaside technique

its a sex. thing.

"THE FUCKS THE SEASIDE TECHNIQUE" "its a sex. thing."

seaside technique by hi babe. real. October 21, 2021

Seaside Throat 

Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.

Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.

Seaside Throat by Yeswestillhateyou October 27, 2021