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Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015
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Silent Salt Cookie

A character from crk that isn't released yet and it makes me so angry for not getting him in the game yet!
I NEED SILENT SALT COOKIE TO GET RELEASED!
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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GOLDEN SALT

Golden Salt, commonly used in videogames, refers to someone enjoying pissing off other players and hearing their anger. (Similar to the idea of a golden shower, but in this reference, it's about having the other player piss on you with their anger/salt)
I love getting golden salted by these noobs on Call of Duty.
by shattmields October 31, 2018
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SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.
"Wow look at this meme!"
"SALTS"
"Hm okay."
by no >:( March 8, 2021
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Sea Salting

When your roommate goons on the toilet seat and you gotta scrape it up after it dries
Man my roommate got me sea salting the bathroom every day this week, kinda pissing me off
by babyturtle69 February 19, 2025
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Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021
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salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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