Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022
Get the Monkey Salad mug.When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.
He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
by TYEKRO October 7, 2022
Get the slimey salad mug.another term for the devil’s lettuce aka maryjoanna aka marujeewana primarily used in a country accent.
I saw them sellin’ them sinister salad in a jar in that ol Donald General. It smelt so unholy brother these teens walked out smellin like the Hippies out West.
by shawtyhunter May 16, 2022
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by kenny chezney April 15, 2022
Get the Salad Cover mug.To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.
by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022
Get the Valid salad mug.Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
by 000f August 23, 2021
Get the Pork salad mug.The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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