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Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022
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slimey salad

When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.
He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons

What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?

Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
by TYEKRO October 7, 2022
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sinister salad

another term for the devil’s lettuce aka maryjoanna aka marujeewana primarily used in a country accent.
I saw them sellin’ them sinister salad in a jar in that ol Donald General. It smelt so unholy brother these teens walked out smellin like the Hippies out West.
by shawtyhunter May 16, 2022
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Salad Cover

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).
Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.
by kenny chezney April 15, 2022
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Valid salad

To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.
"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."
by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022
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Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.
by 000f August 23, 2021
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sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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