Rule 74 

Rule 74 clearly states, that all men are idiots, or at least have an idiotic side to them....girls however, most likely don't...Blonds are possible exceptions to the rule....

Also 74 is an idiot's favorite number, no exceptions.

As a third part, Most idiots will run the world forever.

"THE WORLD IS RUN BY IDIOTS!"

"Rule 74...part three..."

"Damn..."

Rule 74 by Aduro April 14, 2010

Rule bound 

Where an organization,government ect. has so many procedures and rules that it takes almost forever to get anything done and if it's not on the rule book it won't get done.

All governments and other organizations are rule bound. Rules are an efficent way to do most things but people depend on them to much and if something unforseen comes up they will not know what to do.

The world could come to an end while there still trying to get all the paper work done.

There rule bound.

Rule bound by Judge dredd7 May 11, 2011

Rule 117 

If you pwn a guy,and if that guy get the next kill off of you, then you must commit suicide the next chance you get. This is considered to be in the Rules of 117 unless you get to extract revenge on this guy again with another spawn kill or rape, in this case it all cancels out and is considered to not of happened, or be remembered as something of great value.

Dude 1: Dude, I just got this always no-scop off of this nub.

<"Nub" spawn kills Dude 1>

"Nub": Rule 117 seven, bitch!

Rule 117 by {T-51b Ultra} 5\n4d0vv March 5, 2009

Rule 18 

If you are reading this rule and you don't own the device that you are reading it on, you will be hit by the owner in any form or fashion that they choose.

Sam: Dude check out this rule
Jimmy: Hey! That's my phone!
Jimmy: Rule 18 (Hit)
Sam: Damn It

Rule 18 by DaCsquared November 6, 2010

rule 2 

forum based terminology, first used on .org forum by iffylad, 21/06/09, on the infamous 'next doors daughter just saw my cock' thread.

'rule 2' - to supply the subject featured in 'rule 1' with a link to the thread about them.

"i just rule 2'd her"

hi there, your next door neighbour says that you caught a glimpse of his cock. he has posted a thread about it with lots of pictures of yourself and friends, going into detail about how much he would love to slot you. here is a link to the particular thread...

rule 2 by .org December 4, 2009

Rule 30

Rule 30 : TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

Usually used on board websites, when a girl posts a picture of herself she has to options they are post a picture of her tits with a time stamp or gtfo.
Simple

How rule 30 works:
*girl post picture of herself*
Anon: Tits or GTFO

Rule 30 by Bossac1234 December 2, 2010

Rule of Three 

A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)

Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."

Rule of Three by Floundersflounderseverywhere June 16, 2010